I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.
i hate the “on average a user only sees 25 posts per session so they have to be good and varied” bullshit on that staff post. if i open tumblr and the 25 posts i see are nothing but a single mutual mass reblogging their favourite thing that i couldn’t care less about. well. that’s what i enjoy
If my beloved mutual needed to reblog a thing 25 times then by all things sacred I am going to read it once and then scroll past it 24 times as they intended me to!
a mutual once posted joe biden’s bulge 25 times in a row and I’m gonna be honest I did reach out to him to check if he was okay
Something I really loved about Barbie is how self-aware they are. They had Barbie saying she’s ugly and they immediately had to go, “Nope. Sorry. This just isn’t believable with Margot Robbie.”