unhinged-kitten-deactivated2023:
i’m “house phone” years old
i’m “computer room” years old
the best part abt torrenting imo is that it reminds me so much of the old internet with the “12 minutes left, 53 minutes left, 50 minutes left. 2 hrs. ok it’s done.”
Yes, and also not paying.
yeah the not paying is the best part also
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
“I think I understand a whole lot better than you do”
Antonina Rzhevskaya (Russian, 1861-1934)
Music, 1903
Me: *scrolling tumblr*
Castiel: I love you
Me: Dear god what’s happened now
if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart
Aziraphale & Crowley + parallels
Dude it’s almost time to step on a crunchy leaf
my girlfriend is able to take like a 20-min nap and bounce back with full energy. idk how she does that. when i lie down i wake up 12 years later in a hospital bed i rip the IV out of my arm and stumble into the hallway the whole building is littered with bodies, i make my way back to my house but my wife and children are long gone
The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.
Do I know what I want to read? No. Do I know what I DON’T want to read? Absolutely. God bless
well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay…